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20/08/2007
Teucer
Teucer insults everyone!
Okay... here's my take on various different beliefs throughout the world based on personal experience. If you are insulted by my opinion you only have yourself and your fellow believers to blame.
Christians
Complete and utter hypocrits.
Although they talk a good game about Peace, Love, and Tolerance, what they really mean is that you need to have those traits... They are allowed to be as petty, cruel, and violent as they wish.
Judaism
Bunch of "Holier than Thou" irritants.
As a whole they have a tendancy to sit back and say, "Look at me, look at how much I've suffered, I have earned my place." In reality they have suffered no more and no less than any other group in history, but will argue vehemently if you bring this up.
Islam
Bunch of adolescents.
They routinely engage in violent and insulting behavior against others, but act suprised and indignant if others do the same to them. In their defense they know they are a bunch of adolescents, the entire reason they cover their women up is that they know their men wouldn't be able to keep their hands off them if they didn't.
Hinduism
Blind self-contradiction.
Hinduism claims to be the most tolerant religion in the world. They base this on the fact that they have thousands of gods, none of whom is more important than any other. In reality they are completely intollerant and tend to look down their noses at everyone... even other Hindus.
(I had a discussion with a Hindu lady where she claimed that Hindus weren't racists. She then went on to say that she actually had really good reasons why she didn't like other races than her own... of course none of those reasons were actually true, but when has that ever mattered?)
Buddhist
Self-deluded snobs.
They hold themselves aloft from other religions saying their beliefs are based on a sound philosophical foundation... In reality it is based on the same superstitious tripe as everyone else.
Christians
Complete and utter hypocrits.
Although they talk a good game about Peace, Love, and Tolerance, what they really mean is that you need to have those traits... They are allowed to be as petty, cruel, and violent as they wish.
Judaism
Bunch of "Holier than Thou" irritants.
As a whole they have a tendancy to sit back and say, "Look at me, look at how much I've suffered, I have earned my place." In reality they have suffered no more and no less than any other group in history, but will argue vehemently if you bring this up.
Islam
Bunch of adolescents.
They routinely engage in violent and insulting behavior against others, but act suprised and indignant if others do the same to them. In their defense they know they are a bunch of adolescents, the entire reason they cover their women up is that they know their men wouldn't be able to keep their hands off them if they didn't.
Hinduism
Blind self-contradiction.
Hinduism claims to be the most tolerant religion in the world. They base this on the fact that they have thousands of gods, none of whom is more important than any other. In reality they are completely intollerant and tend to look down their noses at everyone... even other Hindus.
(I had a discussion with a Hindu lady where she claimed that Hindus weren't racists. She then went on to say that she actually had really good reasons why she didn't like other races than her own... of course none of those reasons were actually true, but when has that ever mattered?)
Buddhist
Self-deluded snobs.
They hold themselves aloft from other religions saying their beliefs are based on a sound philosophical foundation... In reality it is based on the same superstitious tripe as everyone else.
20/08/2007
Teucer
Humanists
Science geeks.
State that they are not really a religion because their beliefs are based on actual science. Of course if you point out the holes in this science they get snitty and crawl off in a corner. No Humanist is willing to admit that Science will never answer all the questions.
Raelians
Has to be a joke.
This entire religion seems to have begun by two guys who watched way too many episodes of "X-Files" while on recreational pharmaceuticals. Probably the only religion on the planet that does not have any grounding in reality whatsoever.
Latter Day Saints
Some people will believe anything.
Let me get this straight. An illiterate ex-con named "John Smith" finds seven gold disks in a cave that he is somehow able to translate all by himself. When he goes to get others and bring them back to the cave to verify his claim, he finds they have "vanished without a trace." We should believe this?
Also happens to be the only religion where you can be excommunicated for reporting a crime. If an Elder commits a crime, reporting it or testifying against him is an unforgivable sin. This actually makes sense for a religion started by an ex-con.
Wicca
Fooling themselves.
Look, the entire Wiccan religion was wiped out hundreds of years ago. Today's "Wicca" has absolutely no basis in the actual Wiccan religion whatsoever. It is all based on a couple of women's ideas on what that particular religion should have been like. They made it up out of thin air based on rumor and old fairy tails.
Marxism
Fools.
Karl Marx was a complete idiot that didn't have the first clue on how human nature actually worked. His theories are based on his pampered ass watching other people work... He never had to work a day in his life. About the only thing he got right was the fact that religion was being used to keep the masses in line.
Science geeks.
State that they are not really a religion because their beliefs are based on actual science. Of course if you point out the holes in this science they get snitty and crawl off in a corner. No Humanist is willing to admit that Science will never answer all the questions.
Raelians
Has to be a joke.
This entire religion seems to have begun by two guys who watched way too many episodes of "X-Files" while on recreational pharmaceuticals. Probably the only religion on the planet that does not have any grounding in reality whatsoever.
Latter Day Saints
Some people will believe anything.
Let me get this straight. An illiterate ex-con named "John Smith" finds seven gold disks in a cave that he is somehow able to translate all by himself. When he goes to get others and bring them back to the cave to verify his claim, he finds they have "vanished without a trace." We should believe this?
Also happens to be the only religion where you can be excommunicated for reporting a crime. If an Elder commits a crime, reporting it or testifying against him is an unforgivable sin. This actually makes sense for a religion started by an ex-con.
Wicca
Fooling themselves.
Look, the entire Wiccan religion was wiped out hundreds of years ago. Today's "Wicca" has absolutely no basis in the actual Wiccan religion whatsoever. It is all based on a couple of women's ideas on what that particular religion should have been like. They made it up out of thin air based on rumor and old fairy tails.
Marxism
Fools.
Karl Marx was a complete idiot that didn't have the first clue on how human nature actually worked. His theories are based on his pampered ass watching other people work... He never had to work a day in his life. About the only thing he got right was the fact that religion was being used to keep the masses in line.
20/08/2007
Teucer
Philosophy
Laughable attempt to feel superior.
Philosophers were men with no actual marketable skills who were smart enough to convince others they were somehow geniuses. They gained material and monetary support from guiless patrons by repeatedly stating the obvious. (At least PT Barnam dressed well.)
The only good thing about philosophy is that most people tend to grow out of it. Eventually they actually listen to the tripe they are saying and decide it's time to move on with their lives.
Did I miss you? Don't worry, I'll probably piss you off eventually on this thread
Laughable attempt to feel superior.
Philosophers were men with no actual marketable skills who were smart enough to convince others they were somehow geniuses. They gained material and monetary support from guiless patrons by repeatedly stating the obvious. (At least PT Barnam dressed well.)
The only good thing about philosophy is that most people tend to grow out of it. Eventually they actually listen to the tripe they are saying and decide it's time to move on with their lives.
Did I miss you? Don't worry, I'll probably piss you off eventually on this thread
12/01/2008
Justin
Ohh! Ohh! Do Me! Do Me!
Did I miss you? Don't worry, I'll probably piss you off eventually on this thread
I don't get pissed off. I get even.
I don't get pissed off. I get even.
09/02/2008
Teucer
Justin
Okay... now I have to come up with some way to insult Justin since he's tossed in the gauntlet...
Justin (Justin Jest, JJ, Way2Serious, and so many other names I don't think even he can keep track) suffers from a severe case of "too sarcastic for long term survival." While generally humerous to watch, he has a marked tendency to switch names so often he ends up arguing with himself. This doesn't necessarily point to a sanity issue, however I have noticed several cases where not only has he argued with himself, but actually lost the arguement... not a good sign.
I also have it on good authority that he suffers from excessive body hair and exceptionally sweaty feet. This has resulted in several EPA citations when he removes his shoes (which he likes to do on long flights in airplanes right after takeoff) as well as a girlfriend who had to be committed to a state mental hospital after getting her fingers tangled up in his hairy ass.
His manners are crude and his personal hygene can be charitably referred to as "adequit". He enjoys going to women's-only gyms after gorging himself on beer and pickled eggs, then farting until at least half the women pass out. He was arrested last year for "Lewd Conduct" for attempting to explain to a woman breast feeding on a bus that, "It's never too early to teach a child to share." He was cited for contempt during the trial for requesting the judge take off her robe so he could demonstrate to the jury what he planned to accomplish.
Good enough for now, JJ?
Okay... now I have to come up with some way to insult Justin since he's tossed in the gauntlet...
Justin (Justin Jest, JJ, Way2Serious, and so many other names I don't think even he can keep track) suffers from a severe case of "too sarcastic for long term survival." While generally humerous to watch, he has a marked tendency to switch names so often he ends up arguing with himself. This doesn't necessarily point to a sanity issue, however I have noticed several cases where not only has he argued with himself, but actually lost the arguement... not a good sign.
I also have it on good authority that he suffers from excessive body hair and exceptionally sweaty feet. This has resulted in several EPA citations when he removes his shoes (which he likes to do on long flights in airplanes right after takeoff) as well as a girlfriend who had to be committed to a state mental hospital after getting her fingers tangled up in his hairy ass.
His manners are crude and his personal hygene can be charitably referred to as "adequit". He enjoys going to women's-only gyms after gorging himself on beer and pickled eggs, then farting until at least half the women pass out. He was arrested last year for "Lewd Conduct" for attempting to explain to a woman breast feeding on a bus that, "It's never too early to teach a child to share." He was cited for contempt during the trial for requesting the judge take off her robe so he could demonstrate to the jury what he planned to accomplish.
Good enough for now, JJ?
05/04/2008
Medeskifan
Now you done pissed ME off!!
'Cause it sounds like you were actually talking about ME! :P
(Who's name is also Justin BTW:)
Sorry to post and run, but good to see you guys again...
(Who's name is also Justin BTW:)
Sorry to post and run, but good to see you guys again...
05/04/2008
Bastardzilla
Medeski! Good to see ya around.
Hiya Kids! This thread caught my eye and I had to look. I would join in but my insults are so far beyond you people I would confuse you all. Especially, I would confuse Teucer with my magic thunder stick.
Psst, it isn't magic, it's gunpowder.
Hiya Kids! This thread caught my eye and I had to look. I would join in but my insults are so far beyond you people I would confuse you all. Especially, I would confuse Teucer with my magic thunder stick.
Psst, it isn't magic, it's gunpowder.
11/10/2008
Justin
@Teucer
Justin
Okay... now I have to come up with some way to insult Justin since he's tossed in the gauntlet...
Justin (Justin Jest, JJ, Way2Serious, and so many other names I don't think even he can keep track) suffers from a severe case of "too sarcastic for long term survival." While generally humerous to watch, he has a marked tendency to switch names so often he ends up arguing with himself. This doesn't necessarily point to a sanity issue, however I have noticed several cases where not only has he argued with himself, but actually lost the arguement... not a good sign.
Sometimes the jest is more important than the argument itself.
I also have it on good authority that he suffers from excessive body hair and exceptionally sweaty feet. This has resulted in several EPA citations when he removes his shoes (which he likes to do on long flights in airplanes right after takeoff) as well as a girlfriend who had to be committed to a state mental hospital after getting her fingers tangled up in his hairy ass.
Naw. My feet aren't sweaty.
His manners are crude and his personal hygene can be charitably referred to as "adequit". He enjoys going to women's-only gyms after gorging himself on beer and pickled eggs, then farting until at least half the women pass out. He was arrested last year for "Lewd Conduct" for attempting to explain to a woman breast feeding on a bus that, "It's never too early to teach a child to share." He was cited for contempt during the trial for requesting the judge take off her robe so he could demonstrate to the jury what he planned to accomplish.
She should have been thankful a man paid her some attention. That was one homely biotch!
Good enough for now, JJ?
It'll do in a pinch.
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